arelyanelly replied to your photo

YIKES, SHE’S SMOTHERING THE KIDDO BUT AT LEAST SHE’S RIDING A BIKE!

I know right? I’m having a hard time believing that’s a real picture. No one could be that stupid, right?

22 hours ago  /  2 notes

Random thoughts

• You know why I don’t post many pictures of myself? I know I’m not attractive. I enjoy the beauty of others and their SST’s and GPOYW’s. But I’m not one of those people that tries to work with what they don’t have.
• My girlfriend puts so much effort every single day in to making me feel loved and appreciated. I try my best to match her, but she’s brilliant and I appreciate her efforts more than I can properly express to her. Of course, I tell her constantly. But I always wonder if she really knows. Hope she does!
• I really don’t understand why anyone with an iPhone or Android would ever buy a Kindle. IT’S A FREE APP!!!!! Come to think of it, how are actual camera makers still in business?
• I started month two of Insanity (the workout, not the mindset) and it’s twice as ridiculous as the first month. But I feel stronger and can tell my cardio has practically doubled.
• I’m already sick of Tebow/Sanchez with the New York Jets. I actually like the Jets but it wouldn’t bother me if they went 1-15.
• Everyone hates Dane Cook. I really liked his early comedy. You know, before he started making movies and working every angle to make money.
• Everyone hates Kristen Stewart too. I’d have no problem hooking up with her. Her and Charlize Theron, in their new movie, make me happy.
• I can tell I’m starting to get really good at Call of Duty because I’m starting to get a lot of hate messages. This also makes me happy.
• I bought a portable dishwasher. I FUCKING LOVE IT! I would rather do 10 loads of laundry a night than do dishes.
• I’ve begun to seek advice from people that have a lot of friends. Mostly coworkers. I always want to know how people can be nice to people they don’t like. I feel so fake when I do that. I’m always curious about what their mindset is when they’re talking to people I know they hate.
• I finally cleaned up who I was following on twitter and I realized something: I’m extremely shallow. I followed a shit ton of girls because of a hot avi. Felt good to correct that.

Guess that’s it for today. Have a good night and a good Friday people!

1 day ago  /  5 notes

Super (secret) power

I can’t decide if I would keep a super power a secret. I think maybe it depends on what it is. I can see me doing both things. Using that super power to help others and then using it to help myself. I think the one super power I’d want to have is telekinesis. That seems like a super power that you could keep mostly anonymous if that’s what you choose to do. But then I was thinking, if I had that power, would I really be able to build muscle and work out? I mean, if I were lifting weights and it got too hard, couldn’t I just use my super power? Would I end up just sitting on the couch? Would I turn in to a fat turd?

I feel like you’d have to be an extremely responsible person to actually have a super power. Think of all the evil you could do if you had the power to move things with your mind. You could trip a coworker that you hate. You could finally do something about that person riding your bumper in traffic. You could lift wallets out of people’s pockets. You could become a contract killer and always make it look like an accident.

On the other hand, you could do so much good. What would you do? What would *I* do?

3 days ago  /  2 notes

Of the cool things about being ambidextrous is challenging my left against my right. Like when I’m working out, I like to do a set with my right side, and push my left side to match it. It’s kinda strange, but I consider my left side like the young, up and coming little brother that’s fighting to be noticed, living in the shadow of the right hand, big brother side. It works pretty good for me. I enjoy the competition.

1 week ago  /  4 notes